5 Problems Nigerian Women Understand

1."Madam, I'm not touching your hair oh, just taking out the excess". You get home wash your face and BAMMM!!! no arch, no curve, in fact, No Hair! Bahahahahha
MUAs breaking hearts since forever! Worried about how they'll construct your brows with pencil and forgetting the client may not be able to re-do that the day after.

The key : When you meet a new MUA, watch every step in front a mirror. Tell her to stop and you check every 30 seconds. I mean! you're paying right?!

2. The right Eyebrow is perfectly arched while the left side is errr the best round eyebrow you've ever done, and the difference is HUMONGOUS.  
Learn how on here.

3. Rushing your makeup and feeling like a Pro until Mascara time and whoosh! The brush gets in your eyes but then you still have to hurry. Step out with red eyes, someone asks, "oh your eyes are red, whats wrong?"
Nothing, something entered, then switches subjects. BAHA!

4. Hey dear, your hair is gorgeous! Please where is it from?
     "My hair? Oh It's 350k, someone sent it from abroad."
Really? you gon' play like that? This your hair is fine but 350? Sisteh chill! I mean!

5.  When your makeup and 500grams 22" hair game are on some serious high points, then you get to the reception and your sit is on the opposite direction of the air conditioning. I mean, the closest one is not even in sight! LOL! Bad market!